Review: Lia G Kiss

For some reason, I always end up buying those "ugly duckling" toys. You know the kind. They are a funky shape. So funky that you wonder how it was ever really thought up. The Lia G Kiss is no exception. Made by California Exotics, it looks like a ninja turtle with a helmet on it or a post-apocalyptic worm. The top where the "helmet" is allows for a good thumb rest, though. The pointed front of the helmet allows for some pinpoint stimulation.

The shape, however, comes at a cost. The Lia G Kiss is not as versatile with its shape. Some would not consider inserting it. While the curvature allows for G-spot stimulation, some users are more sensitive to texture than other. The first to inches of the toy have some flexiblity, but it won't help that much if you are sensitive.

Still, it can be used externally on the clitoris. The toy is long enough for easy handling. You can apply force when using it and the vibrations won't diffuse like it does with some other toys.

The Lia G Kiss is on the smaller end for toys. It is 6 inches long and 4 inches of it are insertable. The widest part of the head has a diameter of 1 inch. Compared to most toys it falls on the smaller end. While an ugly duckling, it is not intimidating in appearance or dimension. 

Logistics

The Lia G Kiss has 2 buttons located on the base. The bottom button is for power. The top button allows you to switch between the patterns. Turning the toy on starts it at its lowest standard vibration. If you pass your favorite vibration you will have to either cycle through the rest of the settings or turn the toy off and then start again. The modes are as follows:

1. Low standard vibration

2. Medium standard vibration

3. High standard vibrations

4. Short, revving pulses

5. Continuous fast, short pulses

6. Longer pulses

7. Fast, back-and-forth pulses

8. Lower strength pulses

9. Very punctuated pulses

10. Roller-coaster

The vibrations are more buzzy than rumbling. It can numb hands and skin after extended use. The toy is not super strong or weak. It's a medium 3 out of 5 for strength. It's a 2 out of 5 for sound. You can use it in the shower or bath since it is waterproof. It operates on one AA battery and does not eat batteries like mad.  

Cleaning can be a pain. Use your nail or a toothbrush to get in the grooves of the textures. Soap and water is the easiest method for cleaning. It takes less time to clean if the toy is used externally. Make sure silicone toys don't touch when in storage or it's possible the coatings will be damaged. Always remove the battery when storing for long periods of time or traveling.

Personal Comments

Would I recommend to a friend? While I wouldn't adamantly protest the G Kiss, I would recommend other toys like the Picobong Ako or the Dream Massager G. It is not a bad toy, per say, but there is better out there. There are stronger and less buzzy options out there. Those who need deep vibrations or particularly strong ones should look elsewhere. Those who like to collect funky toys that don't completely suck might want it for the visual appeal (or lack there of).

Did it work for me? Not really. It was more of a tease than anything. It would never be a star vibrator for me. It is too buzzy and needs just a dab more power. The cleaning aspect also sucks.

Bare Bones

The Lia G Kiss is a good value given its price. Its texture is the main drawback making it both difficult to clean and uncomfortable for some to insert. It is a solid external toy and has the strength of a 3 out of 5 when comparing other vibrators of its class. It is buzzy. Solid materials and construction, but better options available. 

Grade: B-/C+