Move over Blanche! Everyone probably knows the STD stats on colleges: 1 in 4 people will have an STD at any given time during those four, formative years of higher education. And while people usually calm down during their middle years, there is still a group full of horny, diseased ridden, individuals who will do anything to get their freak on.
Yeah, you got it. Senior citizens. Viagra has become the ultimate wonder drugs, allowing older men to get it up wow their ladies. Rates of STDs such as syphilis and chlamydia have increased in older groups of people. In fact, there are reports that seniors aged 75 and older are getting it on multiple times a week if they can. And here I thought my granny was the only golden girl freak.
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| Yeah, gramps is trying to get some lovin'. Photo credit to: day2day on photozap.com |
It just seems that older people don't give a fuck. And it makes sense. Especially in old age homes and what not. Really, if you're 80 or 90, who's thinking about putting on a rubber? I can only imagine the liberation women feel when they hit menopause. They no longer have to worry about pregnancy. If they are with a partner, it probably makes for some happy, worry free, kinky sex. Older people probably figure they won't be around much longer, so why not strip down and have that orgy during bingo night?
I look forward to when I hit that age where I don't have to give a fuck anymore. I mean, I don't really now, but I want to give as many fucks as a 90 year old gives. I wanna be that old guy that just let's his schlong fly out in the wind while hunkering about on my walker. That's how many fucks I want to give.
