Yeah, you saw it right. And it'll probably be something you see every now and again on here. I want to try acid at least once. I'll have some precautions set up before doing it, (which I'll discuss in a minute) but first I'll give you guys some info on some drugs.
Now, I'm not going to lecture all you alcoholics out there. Sometimes you need that sambuca to keep the edge off. I get it. Just wanted to show you something cool: As a bio nerd, this is the type of shit that gives me a hard on. It's an educational cartoon about how drugs affect your brain. It also has mic tripping out, which is entertaining in itself.
Now, I'm not going to lecture all you alcoholics out there. Sometimes you need that sambuca to keep the edge off. I get it. Just wanted to show you something cool: As a bio nerd, this is the type of shit that gives me a hard on. It's an educational cartoon about how drugs affect your brain. It also has mic tripping out, which is entertaining in itself.
So which one do you look like after that rave, huh?
Now here's the part where I'm supposed to say, "Drugs are bad, mmkay?" but in actuality, only some drugs are really bad. And it's all about perspective.
Don't do heroine, coke, and for fuck's sake, don't touch meth! That shit's made from antifreeze and bleach. That's just two ingredients. Who the hell thought that was smart to put in your body? Here's a list of some of the other crazy crap they put in this stuff. Because of these assholes, I have to sign my life away for some fucking allergy meds. Of course, the U.S. is the number one producer of this concoction. Cause 'Murica: we're good at killing folks in all kinds of ways. Oh, and if your're still retarded and want to do meth, this is how your teeth will look when you take meth. Sexy, ain't it?
Moving on: Heroine and Coke just plain fucking kill you. Heroine blows out your veins, so when the day comes that you need an IV, you're fucked. Cocaine weakens the lining of your heart. Yeah, it eats away on your heart. Both of these guys are bad news. Also, if you ever get injured and you were a junkie, pain meds don't do shit since you went and got tolerant off the strongest opiates on the planet. Morphine, the shit that makes you forget about the pain, won't do anything if you're shooting up.
Okay, so now I told you about some of the shit you should NEVER do. Now we'll get to some fun stuff.
No one in history has died directly from smoking weed. Never. It might have been laced, but you just can't die from normal to high doses of weed. You're memory may be crap, but you'll be okay. As you may know, weed does have benefits. You should get out of the house every once in a while, but weed is fine. And yes, you alchies, drink moderately. I make you guys drinks, so for God's sake, don't stop drinking! But if it makes you mean or stupid, stay away from the bottle. And please, please, please, don't drive. I'll be more than happy to call you a cab.
I didn't mention some drugs yet. You know them. The club drugs. Acid. E. Shrooms. The pill popping stuff. If you're going to do some of these drugs. There are some key rules.
The big rule is not to make drugs a habit. It may be that wild thing you do once or twice. It should not become an every day thing, and should always prepare before a use. It's always a risk to take drugs because you don't know how your body will respond. But never be afraid to call for help if something goes wrong. Your life is more important than a lecture from your family.
So... yeah. I wanna do acid.
Moving on: Heroine and Coke just plain fucking kill you. Heroine blows out your veins, so when the day comes that you need an IV, you're fucked. Cocaine weakens the lining of your heart. Yeah, it eats away on your heart. Both of these guys are bad news. Also, if you ever get injured and you were a junkie, pain meds don't do shit since you went and got tolerant off the strongest opiates on the planet. Morphine, the shit that makes you forget about the pain, won't do anything if you're shooting up.
Okay, so now I told you about some of the shit you should NEVER do. Now we'll get to some fun stuff.
No one in history has died directly from smoking weed. Never. It might have been laced, but you just can't die from normal to high doses of weed. You're memory may be crap, but you'll be okay. As you may know, weed does have benefits. You should get out of the house every once in a while, but weed is fine. And yes, you alchies, drink moderately. I make you guys drinks, so for God's sake, don't stop drinking! But if it makes you mean or stupid, stay away from the bottle. And please, please, please, don't drive. I'll be more than happy to call you a cab.
I didn't mention some drugs yet. You know them. The club drugs. Acid. E. Shrooms. The pill popping stuff. If you're going to do some of these drugs. There are some key rules.
- Have a good spotter - a sober person committed to watching you do stupid shit and promises not to record it.
- Be in a good state of mind - a lot about having a bad trip has to do with how you're feeling before you take the drug. Meditate, have a great day, just feel good before hand before deciding to take psychedelics.
- Know your source - don't just get any drug. Know where it comes from. A bad pill can sure as hell kill you.
- DO. NOT. MIX. This is what can turn these drugs deadly. Don't take anything else after you pop that pill. No booze, no weed, no other pills. NOTHING. This is what kills people the most when they take club drugs. That and not having a smart spotter.
- Start small. Take the smallest available dose. Trust me, unless you're a hard core user, the smallest dose will have you flying.
- Remove any easy temptations from yourself - hide the pointy objects, the matches. Give your car keys to your spotter. And your phone too, we don't want you giving acid texts.
- Try and be in an easy to control environment. You don't need to be anywhere high energy to enjoy psychedelics. Don't worry, your brain will do all the wonder fo you, even if you decide to take it in your back yard. You'll probably have a hell of a conversation with the trees there.
You totally want to talk to him.
So... yeah. I wanna do acid.
